What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Why are most people broke?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do we let ugly men exist?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?